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Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased.They still end up in cells next door to each other though. Conveniently Cellmates: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy, along with some Lampshade Hanging from a guard.

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Continuity Nod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at Brian's fun day in Series 2 of Phoenix Nights.Then he switches on the engine to show off their new plasma television. Coitus Interruptus: After Max and Paddy bring two girls back the motorhome, Paddy predictably has sex with one while Max prefers to have a drink and a civilised chat with the other.Or at least, the man they think is the farmer. Also, the farmer who sells Max and Paddy his pig.

He either thinks he actually is Cliff Richard or just has a disturbing love of him looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. Chekhov's Gunman: Max's ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four.Paddy's limping the next time we see him. He arrives to work to find a load of muscular black men in top hats. Charlie and the Chocolate Parody: One episode starts with Paddy getting a job in a promo called Willy Walker's Chocolate Factory.Celebrity Paradox: In episode three, in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's bitter.

Car Fu: Max and Paddy accidentally kill a cow by ramming it.

The revelation about the girls they took home means that this very likely was the case.

Can't Hold His Liquor: Max accuses Paddy of this in the first episode but he contends that he must have been spiked.

Despite being a one-shot character, Billy manages to get one by frequently adding the phrase 'But not in a gay way' to anything that could be considered a Double Entendre.

Brian Potter squeezes a few indignant utterances of his signature phrase: 'I don't know if you haven't noticed but I'm disabled' into his short cameo in Episode Four.

Max has 'How dare you' (delivered in a haughty tone) and 'You only get a bucket and a half' (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has 'Paddy has needs' (relating to his sex drive).

Camp Gay: Pepe, Raymond The Bastard's ( the kingpin of the prison wing where Max and Paddy end up) boyfriend.

The Cameo: The cast of Phoenix Nights briefly reprise their roles in Episodes Two and Four.

The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club (expect Brian) in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant.

Butt-Monkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode.

British Brevity: Only six episodes were made.

Bland-Name Product: Paddy is frustrated that Max insists on buying cheap groceries like 'Big Bob's Beans' and water bottled in the mountains of Afghanistan.

When Max's psychotic friend Billy is about to murder him, Paddy (who had just been shot in the buttocks and was presumed by both Max and Billy to be dead or severely injured) knocks him out with a traffic cone.

A more straight example comes in the last episode.

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She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them. Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four that's both intentional and accidental.Paddy exploits his costume to feel up a little boy's mother. Beary Funny: Max and Paddy disguise themselves as dancing bears to obtain a TV screen from a supermarket.Beard of Evil: One of Raymond the Bastard's men has a massive beard.But by sheer confidence and the perceived urgency of the situation, they manage to pull it off. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their 'stretcher' is the stolen TV under a blanket. Bavarian Fire Drill: Max and Paddy posing as paramedics as part of their Zany Scheme to steal a plasma TV.He also keeps a poster of Blade II in his bedroom, another Badass Longcoat wearer. Badass Longcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these.

Ax-Crazy: Billy the Butcher, full stop.

Upon being sent to prison for stealing a school bus full of children (see Big Damn Heroes), Max and Paddy face the unpleasant ordeal of a rectal examination to ensure they're not smuggling anything into the prison.

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